I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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