why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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