You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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