she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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