UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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