my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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