Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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