Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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