I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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