yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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