Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
My balls are so social today.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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