What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
My first STD was from a foam party
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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