I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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