Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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