all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
it's like iHOP with fire
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
