i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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