I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Randomize
