East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Mom said you looked used
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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