Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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