Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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