shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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