Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Are we still banned from the library?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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