I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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