So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
