rhymes with "ouble enetration"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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