I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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