unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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