oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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