I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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