Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You ruined the universe
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
