you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
