I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
