she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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