i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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