Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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