i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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