There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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