If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Did we literally take a cab across the street
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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