Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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