I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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