I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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