Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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