I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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