Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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