the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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