so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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