To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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