I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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