He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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