Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just google imaged poop.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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