why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
