She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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