bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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